"But if I had a minute for every hour that I've wasted, I'd be rich in time..." (Jack Johnson)
In honor of my last day teaching English to first graders...
Me: "Can you guess which country I'm moving to?" Class: "North America! Australia! The North Pole! Cleveland! February! Africa! The Wild West! California! Island! Egypt! (Pronounced "Ee-giped") Penguins! France! North France! 9th grade!"