2nd grade reading class, trying to form compound words by matching up short words from two lists: Britney: "Camp… house?" Me: "That's not really a word; try the others." Britney: "Camp... book?" Me: "Not quite." Britney: "Camp... time?" Me: "Nope." Britney: "Fire?" Me: "Yes! Now, try putting it together." Britney, proudly: "Firecamp!"
1st grade ESL: Me, showing the class a safety pin: "Have you ever seen a baby's diaper pinned with one of these?" Darlene, dubiously: "I think that was back in the eighty-hundreds."
And finally, Me: "How many aunts do you have?" Amy: "I have three aunts!" Charlie: "I have three sisters!" Don: "I have pants!"