"I want to turn the whole thing upside-down..." (Jack Johnson)
Brief synopsis of 1st grade ESL class yesterday:
Me (reading): "Would you rather be a bullfrog or a butterfly?" Class: "Billflog!" "Bluffry!" Me: "All right, let's try saying, 'I would rather be a bullfrog.'" Class: "I a word rabbit to be a burflog." Me: "Let's try again. 'I would.'" Class: "I wourld." Me: "Rather." Class: "Rabbit." Me: "Be a bullfrog." Class: "To be a blifrog." Me: "Now all together. 'I would rather be a bullfrog.'" Class: "I... blog."