"Happens to be that everybody else’s dreams are Freudian clues; you better watch what you dream..." (Ben Folds)
Three things:
1) Dan used a chainsaw yesterday, and to the best of my knowledge, no massacres occurred. (And there was great rejoicing.)
2) Natalie now knows the completely important question "Where is your nose?" in both English and Italian; she has finally proved that bilingual babies do exist, despite their mothers' fears that they will still be saying "Dye-dye" forty years from now. (And there was great rejoicing.)
3) I learned on the radio today that a cow in China laid an egg. Some kind of rejoicing is definitely required for that.