"Could I have been anyone other than me?" (Dave Matthews Band)
Things You May Not Know About Me: Jobs
It's a new year, and I have finally graduated to an exclusively English-nerdy résumé. Gone is the mind-numbing summer I spent entering illegible survey information into a computer. Gone is the other mind-numbing summer I spent erasing duplicates from a list of every religious organization in Canada (keeping in mind that I speak neither French nor Canadian). Gone are all the Wednesday nights working in our church nursery and wondering whether God would smite me for rounding my hours to the nearest quarter-hour (or for drinking the "Nursery Only" lemonade--I was quite the rebel). Gone are the two semesters I guided prospective university students around campus, convincing them that LU was the perfect school.
Only one word can express my jubilation: "BALEETED!"