"Why are you shaving in the dark?" (Bill Crosby to Ray Charles... not lyrics, I know, but this'll have to do)
Conan O'Brien as a mental patient: I'm having these dreams, I want to kill my brother... Christopher Walken as a psychiatrist: Don't worry. Have a nectarine.
Much too late at night...
My loving husband to me: You're like a burrito, with feet sticking out.