:: Friday, September 10, 2004 ::

"It could happen to you..." (Frank Sinatra)

Stupid Thursday has attacked my entire week. If a food item is burnable, I will undoubtedly burn it (regardless of whether it's on the stove or not). If an Item of Great Importance is forgettable, I will remember everything in the world but it. If a cabinet door is open or a pot handle is sticking off the counter, I will manage to bring my skull into quick contact with it. If I get up in the middle of the night for a drink, I will boomerang against sharp objects on very opposite sides of the room to get to the door, and then I will open the door into my face. If I want to cross the room during the day, the same thing generally happens. I forget words I should know (like "breakfast" and "steering wheel"), and I lose everything.
This is just a friendly warning: Early Onset Alzheimers is lurking about, and it could come for you next! Duh duh duhhhhhh....

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:: Bethany Bassett - 10:52 PM :: + ::