:: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 ::

"Money, money, money..." - Part II

Step 1: Let your Bible fall open and choose the first verse you lay your eyes on:

Obadiah 17 - "But on Mount Zion there shall be deliverance, and there shall be holiness; the house of Jacob shall possess their possessions."

Step 2: Explain the context in a way that will sound good to the customers believers:

"Mount Zion" is a symbolic way of referring to your house, or possibly even your bank account. "Deliverance" in the original Greek, is another way of saying "holiness," and "holiness" translates to "an abundance of whatever you pray for." "The house of Jacob" is an alternate translation of "Mount Zion," and "possessions" is another word for "deliverance."

Step 3: Create a formula:

If you read this book 3 times a day for 30 days inside your closet facing the east, you will start to see amazing miracles happen to you and your family. Your children will do better in school! You will find money lying outside! You will discover possessions in your attic that you never knew you had!

Step 4: Package your new theology in a trendy booklet; create matching posters, bookbags, worship CD's, whatever; and hit the stores.

And if you call now with your generous donation, you too can enjoy this stylish "What Would Bethany Do?" bracelet!

Step 5: Sit back and watch your territory enlarging.

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:: Bethany Bassett - 6:49 PM :: + ::