:: Monday, August 05, 2002 ::

“Day after day, and life goes on…” (Doves)

On my drive to work this morning, a Mack truck tried to kill me three times! A few minutes later, as I was pulling into the parking garage, another truck attempted to demolish the rear end of my car. Do truckers really have no human decency, or am I becoming a magnet for destruction?
I brought my thinking putty along to work, and I think it will single-handedly solve my boredom issues. I’m still staring blankly into the vast yonder, but at least my hands are occupied.
Oh, and Onions on people who say they’ll get back to you and never do.
Perhaps my next entry will be more full of happiness, joy, and the milk of human kindness. Stay tuned…

P.S. - You get a million points if you can figure out all the unspecified quotes without using a search engine. (i.e. - "My beautiful disasterpiece...", "Falling down the stairs on purpose...", etcetera) Maybe I should turn it into a contest and give away free Evil Truck posters to the first 50 callers...

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:: Bethany Bassett - 10:28 AM :: + ::