"Makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all..." (Reel Big Fish)
Entertaining quotes from Christmas break (only slightly belated):
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My 19-year-old cousin Grace, about Katharine Hepburn: "She wrote books on tape."
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Grace again, while flipping through the dictionary: "These are good words!"
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::My 6-year-old brother Nathan is in the process of taping a package::
Daniel: "Why did you lick the tape?"
Nathan: "So it wouldn't stick." (I think 6-year-old logic is beyond my grasp)
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::My 3-year-old brother Caleb points to the ceiling while giving me a tour of his bedroom::
Me: "Oh, I see you have cool green lights!"
Caleb: "No, blue."
Me: "I'm pretty sure they're green."
Caleb: (pause) "Well, I don't really know then."
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Caleb, coming up to Dad who is making candy: "My mouth is open!"
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Daniel: "So you're saying Bethany's not perfect?"
Stephen (17-year-old brother-in-law): "No, she's fat!"
Perhaps he needs to spend more time around women. :)